
About
Part of the Brighton Fringe, Claudia Shnier brings you her one woman autobiographical show.
The thing about split ends is that as soon as you cut one off, somewhere else on the head, another strand of hair will split. Cut, split, cut split, ad infinitum. Claudia is consumed by her split ends until she fell in love with a Vacuum, an actual Vacuum, who happened to be the hairiest thing she’d ever fallen in love with. A thing that made her want to pluck her arm hairs, wax her legs and cut her hair. The Vacuum would shed his hairs, leave, disappear, reappear, shed, tell her he loved her, tell her he lied, leave, shed, appear, shed, malt, love, lie, cheat, shed, shed while she waited for him to pull the plug on what they had because she couldn’t. In an exploration of control, love and the addiction to people who hurt us, 'Split Ends' uses a combination of stand-up comedy, puppetry and multi-media to attempt to understand when we are meticulously in control or incredibly out of it.
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Guide Prices
Ticket Type | Ticket Tariff |
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Standard | £10.00 |
Note: Prices are a guide only and may change on a daily basis.
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Opening Times
Split Ends (22 May 2025) | ||
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Thursday | 18:30 | - 19:30 |
Split Ends (23 May 2025) | ||
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Day | Times | |
Friday | 14:00 | - 15:00 |
Split Ends (24 May 2025) | ||
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Saturday | 14:00 | - 15:00 |
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